Socks

Socks feel real good on my feet. I love them best right out of the package when they're brand new( in case you didn't realize that anything right out of the package is almost always brand new), and at their peak of softness. Or just as they come out of the dryer on a cool, brisk fall or icy, frigid winter day. All squishy when you get caught in the rain and catch yourself accidentally stepping in a puddle( imagine we used to do this deliberately when we were young). Socks are awesome. Black socks, white socks, grey socks, polka dots stripes or Elmo. I love socks. Dirty socks suck lint balls though.